December 2011
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Sherlock is a Pizza Parlor - AU
valeria2067:
From ideas involved in THIS conversation.
[Indistinct shouting - plates breaking - fire on a cooktop - food spilling]
John Watson wakes up, panting
Cut To: Interior of Pizza Parlor - a secluded booth in the corner.
Manager: John. You were a Cordon Bleu chef with five Michelin stars. It’s going to take time for you to adjust to this kind of fast-food life. And keeping a food...
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SOPA bill passes, tumblr.com to be shut down... →
“Justin Bieber’s tweets show up on my timeline even though I’m not following her.”
– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
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j-moriarty:
simpusimpu:
What kind of teenage boy steals another boys shoes and keeps them for 20 years in exact condition?
The Jim Moriarty kind.
#these shoes will make a perfect present for my new crush sherlock #teehee
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mboga:
And this is the room one afternoon I knew...
“His hair turned gray that winter. I thought it was snow. He promised us that...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via troubled)
Everyone should listen to “Holland, 1945” because it’s just fucking great poetry music.
why are Bright Eyes so good.
whyyy. I’m just laying in bed listening to The People’s Key Deluxe Edition.
Whhyyyyy
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
BRINGING THIS BACK.
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